Incident Report no: 127
A polite notice was issued this morning in relation to reported congestion on the Barswick Road in South Ronaldsay.
Acting upon information received, a herd of fine-looking, well-behaved beasts were ensuring that no disorderly conduct occurred by managing a small group of human beings that had escaped on foot from a local farm. Individuals concerned were identified as four Ic1 males and one Ic1 female.
The itinerant individuals concerned appeared bewildered and embarrassed at having been caught. They soon returned to the confines of a local farm.
Polite Scotland issued a warning that coos are urged to be on the lookout for groups of itinerant humans wandering around, behaving badly and pretending that they own the place.
Future offenders may be sentenced to community milking.
The moral of this story is that happiness rules in Orkney